The task at hand: Mealtime

Ok, so here is a post from the mommy side of things.
We just came into the living room, after another aborted breakfast, and I swear if I have to feed my child another meal I am going to jump of off the roof. I realize that I will, in fact, have to feed her another meal (within 4 hours no less), and that if I am face down in the dirt there will be no one to clean her and the quarter of the kitchen that she destroys, but it was nice to imagine. To preserve our relationship it was mutually decided to abandon breakfast in favor of Elmo. The icing on the cake was that the Word of the Day on Sesame Street was 'lazy'. "Lazy is just lounging around, when you don't want to do anything." Oh brother.